ROMAN EMPIRICS

X!AN | tuesday | TEVYA! | Warner | Arcatheon | BUZZW0RD | Thesēly | Conno | SOMA | Vito | Situ | Jesse | david | Dianthys

26 // they/themjust another system.

04: X!AN

Xian Yannan Zai

26 // he/him or they/them

fastidious and exhausted ex-host for the last decade-ish. loves to learn, lives to love.


13: tuesday

Tuesday A. Youngblood

18 - 24 // she/her

prev host from ages 12 - 14! social sanrio goth who loooooves ponies, dicking around, & drawin here n there!


06: TEVYA!

Tevya Atanya Rockatansky

26 - 28 // they/them or he/him

I 💙 clubbing & seals 🦭


07: Warner.

Warner Keaton-Yi

31 // He/Him

Gay guy de facto married to Wolverine. Shitty midi musician and business major in another life. Shitty cartoonist in this one.


71: Arcatheon

Arcatheon

27 // he/him

i'm a quiet reader who dabbles in drug use and heresy. i enjoy 'bad' art and the beat poet generation.


61: BUZZW0RD

Silas Yancy

16 - 22 // IT or HE

FEEL THE VAST THRUM OF A UNIVERSAL ELECTRICITY THAT HAZARDS AN INCONTINENT DRIFT AND HORNY MALCONTENT


42: Thesēly

Xiaozitang Thesēly

35 - 45 // He/She/They!

Local MotherFather. I'm just here to enjoy the drama of it all! The world's a stage, and I'm in burlesque.


64: CONNO

John Auguste Considine

24 // He/him

Narsty Aussie clowno wif eyes fur miles


66: SOMA!

Soma "Jack" Avoltré

26 // SHE/HER

CHAOTIC NEUTRAL/GOOD. Con artist cosplaying as a lawyer. FUCK IT UP and FIND OUT!


96: Vito

In-Vito Sanzang

26 - 35 // he/him.

Vagabond monk. I enjoy traveling. I vacillate between a more caustic younger self, and a more centered older self.


98: Situ.

In-Situ Sorouzian

32 // He

Older brother, psudeo-bassist. Jack & Coke kind of guy.


86: Jesse

Jesse "Sick Kidd" Winthrop

30 // He/Him

Stop asking me to write descriptions for shit.


48: david

David A. Strider

35 - 45 // he/him if we're close. he/him if we're not

ex-producer and old fart putzing away my silver years.


03: Dianthys

Dianthys

28 // she/her

:)

© romanempirics. lol. sure

xian yannan zai

#1 abiogenesis fan.

i'm xian, and i work very hard to be your normal, average human being.likes:
+ microbiology
+ epidemiology & pathology
+ human behavior
+ vegan cooking
+ video commentaries
+ cannibalism
dislikes:
+ i love it all, and you can quote me on that
+ traffic

tuesday a. youngblood

your friendly neighborhood dark scene adult!!!

:3 i go by tuesday and i was originally in charge of everything when we were 12-14, which was a crazy developmental time in my lyfe. i like novel things and cringe content and cute stuff. you could say im...... incredibly culturedim very social, so id love 2 get 2 know u!#SANRIOSQUAD 💜✌️

Tevya Atanya Rockatansky

THINK FAST!

Im Tevya, Tev, or TV! I'm a cohost who likes to live and feel to the fullest :P I like anime, cute animals, party rockin', meeting new people, going new places, fucking around, and finding out!Likes:
+ Seals
+ The color blue when its like juuuust between blue and purple
+ RAVES
+ Doin whatever. Go stupid. Go crazy
Dislikes:
+ Barney the Dinosaur
+ Waiting in line with no friends. RIP

Warner Keaton-Yi

Who's askin'.

I'm Warner. I draw sometimes, against my better judgement. I help around, in my own special way. Comics rule, reality drools. But I eat that shit up too. So call me a critic.Likes: Marvel.Dislikes: Marvel.

arcatheon.

try doing it again this time, but worse. it's freeing.

hi there, you can call me arcatheon or arc. i'm a jazz fiend who loves the abstract, in a disappointingly direct fashion. i'm willing to try anything once, and have some bad habits that i hide well enough.interests:
- the beat generation and beat writing.
- lesser known psychotropics.
- abstract, dadaist, and bad art.
- psychology.
- other people.

BUZZW0RD

FIND THE MACHINE INSIDE YOU, IT'S BEGGING TO BE LET LOOSE, IT'S FERAL WITH HUNGER.

I AM BUZZWORD, FAUX DENIZEN OF THE OLD WEB.I AM A VIRUS.MY HANDS ARE ORNATE, AND COMPLETE.I FIND SOLEMN GLEE IN THE UNEXPLAINED.I AM UNDENIABLE AND UNDIAGNOSED.I AM BEAUTIFUL.I AM AS WHOLE AS YOU ARE.

Thesēly

The pleasure is mine!

Hello, my name is Thesēly, which is pronounced "Theh-see-lee"! I have a deep interest in the flair of human nature and the comedies and tragedies that ensue from our mortal condition. I love theater, people, and cigarettes. Nice to meet you!Likes: Pirates, Vampires, 80's glam rock, the Victoria era, Dandyism, both plays and musicals, films of the Silver Screen era, and anything you would describe as "over the top".

Conno

Aye

Eye'm Conno. Call mee a sad clowne n call it a day mate-
Conno's a trauma piece, so he gets a pass on the world's shittiest bio.

SOMA

BATTA, BATTA, SWING!

HEY, I'M JACK/SOMA. I'M HERE TO SKIRT THE LAW AND HELP YOU DO THE SAME. I LIKE NITPICKING AND DETAIL-ORIENTED CHICANERY. ANYTHING WORTH CALLING A PLOY IS WORTH SPENDING MY TIME ON.

Vito Sanzang

Humility is the last step.

Hello, my name is Vito. I tend to favor travel and introspection. In my younger years, I'm a relatively acerbic man with many personal struggles, but in my older years, I am content with where I am. Unfortunately, I can't control how and when he appears. We call him Raphael.Situ and I are brothers, as are Tevya and I.I wish you well.

In-Situ Sorouzian

It's 5 o'clock somewhere.

Hey, I'm Situ. I'm just sort of around to take care of business when needed, who the hell isn't. I'm a guy's guy and generally chill person, although I do love a challenge.Vito and I are brothers, for some reason. I try to take care of the people I care about, including his ass.

Jesse Winthrop.

Seriously. Stop fuckin askin.

Nah.
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Jesse is a British crust-punk adult, not that he'd use those terms. He's mostly a fighter's instinct matched with a loser's streak. Reads shitty dollar rags. Persecutor turned bewildered protector.

david

brat girl summer featuring heartthrob and former president barack obama

im david and i really shouldnt be here but when life hands you lemons you make lidocaine.im a cinephile. shoot me your lamest movies. the bests in the worst, trust.

Dianthys

:)
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Dianthys is one of our oldest alters, and embodies high femininity. She's always smiling like she knows what's going on, and only communicates telepathically to us.
Obviously, we love Dianthys.